saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
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the only word in the entire french language is baguette
Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire !
*baguette
“it’s just a midnight snack” i said as i prepared a full turkey dinner.
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this dude from mumford and sons’s neck is thicker than my leg
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YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS CUZ U DONT HAVE A NICE NECK OKAY
HE’S FUCKIN HOT MAN
WUT IS YOUR PROBLEMMUMFAMILY, UNITE AND ATTACK!
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Did somebody say *camera zooms in on my face* Pizza
this is literally me
uhm i think thats leonardo dicaprio
well neither of us have won an oscar so it’s hard to tell
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my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night
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apparently i’m a slave 4 u is not an appropriate song to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment
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if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight
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